Buying London 2024 / A real estate reality show that makes trash TV look like gold


In school, we all wrote essays when we weren’t feeling it, and churned out vomit onto paper to make it seem like there was something there. But we didn’t do that all the time, there is a limit, or so we thought. Every interaction on this series is hollow, self-aggrandizing, a wink to the cameras, an excuse to abuse abstract words. And they have the gall to blue ball you by gifting you with all these punchable people, then only give you passive aggressiveness in episode 1 like it’s some selling point to get you to stay? But that’s the luxury business, you know. It’s not what you know; it’s the (ugh) “relationships you nurture.”

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