2 Movies Like Alien: Romulus (2024)

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The plot of the Union feels insultingly childish. An undercover agency has to retrieve an important device before it falls into the “wrong” (i.e. non-Western) hands, and to achieve that, they absolutely must have Mike (Wahlberg) on their team. That nothing here seems plausible shouldn’t be the point--it’s an action movie anyway. But even the action isn’t thrilling. There’s no tension or buildup, no satisfying hits and falls. There’s nothing in here that you haven’t seen before. The potential saving grace lies in its A-lister leads, Wahlberg and Berry. They’re supposed to be lovers here but the chemistry they create is closer to “colleagues who have an unexplored spark” more than anything. The Union works as a mid-tier nostalgia-filled film. It’s a perfectly okay movie, neither bad nor good, which seems par for the course for streaming anyway.

Genre: Action, Comedy

Actor: Adam Collins, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Alex Brightman, Alice Lee, Andrei Lenart, Anthony Thomas, Cain Aiden, Christian Yeung, Claire Ashton, Dana Delany, Daniel Joseph Woolf, Fahim Fazli, Guy Robbins, Halle Berry, J.K. Simmons, Jackie Earle Haley, Jag Patel, James McMenamin, Jen Jacob, Jeśka Pike, Jessica De Gouw, Juan Carlos Hernández, Julianna Kurokawa, Lorraine Bracco, Lucy Cork, Mark Wahlberg, Mike Colter, Nathan Hall, Obie Matthew, Patch Darragh, Riley Neldam, Robert John Gallagher, Robert Ryan, Stephane Fichet, Stephen Campbell Moore, Susan Fordham, Tommy Bayiokos

Director: Julian Farino

Rating: PG-13

This is confusing and not very good. The first line of the movie sounds like it should be something, cloaking everything in doubt. Turns out to be nothing. The movie really begins with the blurb, because that at least guides us toward a coherent story. What we end up with are a cast of unlikable characters and a bunch of twists that had little set-up or payoff to even register. I really don’t know what they’re trying to get at here. If the movie connects with you on a sexual level, I promise you there are shorter videos to watch. This is a better blurb than it is a movie, save yourself the time.

Genre: Crime, Drama, Thriller

Actor: Alfonso Herrera, Ana Wills, Fernando Cattori, Juan Pablo Fuentes, Renata Manterola, Ximena Lamadrid

Director: Humberto Hinojosa

Rating: R